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Matt Damon is Cute!

2007-08-09T05:35:00.000-07:00

The Beckhams Shopping In LA

2007-08-02T09:58:00.001-07:00

It seems that The Beckhams are setting LA alight with their shoppings and fashion style.

Geri Halliwell and his Huge Trainer!

2007-08-02T09:52:00.000-07:00

Check out the guy! He his just huge!!!!!!!!!

Britney Spears Fires her assistant!

2007-07-30T06:41:00.000-07:00

If you're looking for a new job, today is your lucky day because Britney Spears just fired her assistant less than three weeks after she was hired. Shannon Funk, was fired on July 25 because she was apparently making Britney look bad.

Harry Potter is Rich

2007-07-24T09:49:00.001-07:00

Harry Potter star, Daniel Radcliffe, turns 18 today and for the first time, he will have access to the estimated $40 million (holy shit!) that he has amassed during his brief career. However, he predicts that we won't being seeing him in any gossip columns anytime soon. He says:

I don't plan to be one of those people who, as soon as they turn 18, suddenly buy themselves a massive sports car collection or something similar...The things I like buying are things that cost about 10 pounds -- books and CDs and DVDs...I'll definitely have some sort of party. Hopefully none of you will be reading about it...People are always looking to say 'kid star goes off the rails...But I try very hard not to go that way because it would be too easy for them."

Lindsay Lohan Arrested, DUI, Cocaine, Again

2007-07-24T09:36:00.000-07:00

Just eight days out of rehab, Lindsay Lohan was arrested at 2:15 a.m. this morning for driving under the influence of alcohol, driving on a suspended license and possession of cocaine after Santa Monica Police pulled her over for chasing a Cadillac Escalade. Lindsay was administered a field sobriety test when she refused a breathalyzer and after cocaine was found in her pants pocket. Lindsay was released from jail at approximately 9:35am EST, where authorities described her as upset and cooperative.

Authorities conducted a field sobriety test and then transported Lohan to the police department. Lohan's blood alcohol level was between .12 and .13, well over the .08 legal limit...Bail was reportedly set for $25,000."

I wonder why she is having so many problem now..is it because of the pressure being a hollywood star singer?

Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell Got Married

2007-07-17T06:43:00.000-07:00

After a two year engagement, Rebecca Romijn, 34, and Jerry O'Connell, 33, were married in front of 100 friends and family on Saturday in a private ceremony in Los Angeles. This is the second marriage for Romijn and the first for O'Connell.

It was a perfect celebration and Jerry and I couldn't be happier," Romijn tells PEOPLE. The couple met in the fall of 2004 when Romijn was scouting for her documentary Wet Dreams, about choreographing the fountains at Las Vegas' Bellagio Hotel and Casino. "We met Jerry at a party," Romijn told PEOPLE. "We told him what we were doing and he was like, 'You're making a documentary out of this? I want to be the boom operator!' He was totally game."

Well, of course he's going to be game. Rebecca Romijn has been hot for most of my life and she's still getting it done at 34. Jerry O'Connell probably camped out at the altar like he was in line for Star Wars.

Madonna in Live Earth

2007-07-15T03:48:00.000-07:00

Live Earth: The Concerts for a Climate in Crisis, a 24-hour, 7-continent concert series designed to "trigger a global movement to solve the climate crisis," took place on Saturday and boy was I inspired. Who better to tell me how I can save the planet by commuting to work on a donkey than a bunch of actors and musicians who arrived on private jets? Nobody, that's who. I could barely even wait to get home to throw my appliances out the window and start collecting rainwater after seeing Fergie sing a song about big girls not crying and Kanye West butcher The Police. Congratulations, Earth! Help is on the way!

Transformers Kicked Ass!

2007-07-15T03:44:00.000-07:00

Transformers raked in $27.5 million on it's first full day of release, setting the record for the highest opening ever on a Tuesday. Yahoo says:

After earning $8.8 million from Monday night screenings across the United States and Canada, the movie pulled in $27.5 million the next day -- a sum billed by Paramount as the biggest Tuesday haul for a movie...Despite its success, "Transformers"' take falls considerably short of the one-day record of $59.8 million set by "Spider-Man 3" two months ago, on a Friday. The previous record for a Tuesday was set last month, when "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" earned $15.7 million, according to Viacom Inc.-owned Paramount."

Sure, people will say they only watch enlightening documentaries or movies about an improbable love between two quadriplegic lesbians or whatever boring crap people see to seem smart, but when it comes down to it, they want to see stuff like this. Hot girls and explosions. No matter what the emo chick at Blockbuster you're too scared ask out tells you.

Angelina Jolie Loves Reporters

2007-07-14T21:23:00.001-07:00

At the New York premiere of her new film that champions the freedom of the press, A Mighty Heart, Angelina Jolie censored all interviews by making journalists sign contracts before speaking to her and outright banning FOX News from the red carpet. FOX News reports:

Angelina Jolie's true colors came out Wednesday as she promoted a film about freedom of the press and then tried to censor all her interviews....Reporters from most major media outlets balked Wednesday when they were presented with an agreement drawn up by Jolie's Hollywood lawyer Robert Offer....Reporters were asked to agree to "not ask Ms. Jolie any questions regarding her personal relationships. In the event Interviewer does ask Ms. Jolie any questions regarding her personal relationships, Ms. Jolie will have the right to immediately terminate the interview and leave."

The list of demands rambles on like this for a while then FOX News goes into Jolie's business relationship with People magazine, her requested deportation of foreign journalists from Namibia last year, her bodyguard's brutal treatment of Namibian journalists, and the naked pictures I sent her last Christmas of me in a Santa hat.

Jennifer Lopez Really is a Scientologist

2007-07-14T21:20:00.000-07:00

Although she has vehemently denied that she is affiliated with the Church of Scientology, when asked what she thought of the judges' critiques of the contestants on Wednesday's American Idol, Lopez said, "concentrating on the rightness brings more rightness." Rightness? Who says that? Oh yeah, Scientologists:

"Rightness" comes up frequently in the lexicon of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Former OT III-level church member Margery Wakefield writes in "The Language of Scientology" that "rightness" was one of his buzzwords. Among Hubbard's manifestos: "Rightness and Wrongness" and "Recognition of Rightness of the Being."

Poor Marc Anthony. It is not enough that he looks like he just escaped a death camp? He has to deal with being married to a talentless, fat assed bitch who's a member of a ridiculous, career saving, homosexuality hiding, alien worshipping, brainwashing, fortune seeking cult now? Great. I don't know when his birthday is, but if you were planning on getting him a present, I wouldn't suggest firearms.

Megan Fox

2007-07-14T21:16:00.001-07:00

It's hard to believe chicks like Lindsay Lohan and Eva Longoria are able to top Maxim's "Hot 100" list with people like Megan Fox around, but whatever. Megan Fox, who's most famous for being engaged to Brian Austin "David Silver" Green, is undeniably hot ... but ... oh my god, those lame, unoriginal, distracting tattoos ruin every one of these pictures. Why do people, especially gorgeous people who should be naked all the time, insist on putting so little thought into such a permanent mark? Do they think it's a Pin the Tail on the Donkey game? Do they throw a blindfold on, spin around and pick anything on the wall of the tattoo shop? "Yay, Marilyn Monroe! Only 2 million other people have that tattoo already. Jackpot!"

Christina Aguilera is Still Probably Pregnant

2007-07-14T21:14:00.001-07:00

Speculation that Christina Aguilera is pregnant has been circulating for a week or so now. Whew, thank God that's over. Page Six reports:

Rumors that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby "are definitely true," according to a well-placed Page Six source. "She's been telling friends," said one snitch, who revealed, "she has to be three months now, because she's announcing it." This would be the first for Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman."

Jesus, is everybody in Hollywood pregnant? I should probably take a test. Jessica Alba said she used protection, but she also said she loved me and would call me the next day. Yeah, whatever Jessica. I don't need you, I can raise this baby myself!

Beyonce is in Japan

2007-07-14T20:45:00.000-07:00

Wow, that's some strong glue. Those damn Japanese always make everything better than us. How did they get so smart? I mean, we dropped two, right?

Demi Moore Might Be Pregnant

2007-07-14T20:41:00.001-07:00

Here are Demi "I Spent 3.8 Fillion Dollars On Plastic Surgery" Moore and that screechy 10 year old at some book party snorehole yesterday. Yeah, blah blah, I don't give a shit either, except this chick normally doesn't dress like this. Any movie role she has might as well include double fisting at this point to keep anyone from (literally) dying of boredom, but here she is in this black curtain all of a sudden. Is she pregnant? I don't know. But what I do know is that I made a bad move when I turned down replacing Bruce Willis in the new Die Hard whatever number it is. I'm not bald and I don't have balls, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

The Spice Girls Will Tour, Won't Sing

2007-07-14T20:28:00.000-07:00

The Spice Girls reunion tour is going to be a spectacular concert experience with an incredible light show, hot costume changes and fresh dance moves. Just don't expect any real singing. The Daily Mall reports:

They were as loud, proud and opinionated as ever. In fact there was only one moment when the reunited Spice Girls didn't have that much to say. It was when the Daily Mail suggested they might like to sing a song. Giving their best girl power glare, they refused to take the chance to silence claims that their voices are to be digitally enhanced at their concerts. "We don't need to prove anything. We have nothing to prove. Come and see the show if you want to see us sing," they replied. Then one added for good measure: "We don't like your tie."

Man, what a complete shock. Ten years ago no one cared because it was five hot chicks with big boobs in tight skirts, now it's just a bunch of thirty-something housewives on one-a-day vitamins. Sexiest concert ever? Oh baby you better believe it!

Nicole Richie is Pregnant

2007-07-14T20:21:00.001-07:00

Nicole Richie's rep won't comment, but TMZ was able to confirm today that Nicole Richie is pregnant.

The starlet has been dating Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden for over six months. Rumors have been swirling for months that Richie and Madden were expecting, but TMZ has confirmed through several sources that she is, in fact, with child. In Touch magazine is also reporting that the couple will wed this summer. Richie is currently facing DUI charges stemming from her arrest last December, when she was found driving the wrong way on a California highway.

Richie's trial is set for July 11. If convicted, she faces a minimum of five days in jail."

Good God, I hope this kid doesn't end up looking like either of these trolls. Nicole Richie always looks like she just smelled a fart, and Joel Madden always looks like he needs to fart. Together, they're just disgusting. Chances of this baby having scales and a spiked tail: 200%.

Jessica Alba Gets Pulled Over

2007-07-14T20:18:00.000-07:00

Jessica Alba got pulled over yesterday. I'm not sure why. Maybe for "driving without makeup," or "hybrid car isn't politically correct enough." The laws in Hollywood are a lot different, so it could have been anything. After the police officer checked the trunk for smuggled illegals, I hope he was smart enough to slip her his phone number and tell her where he wants to stick his Mag-Lite and billy club. Chicks love that stuff.

Jessica Biel Premiered Last Night

2007-07-14T20:09:00.001-07:00

It's Friday the 13th so it's technically a special occasion, and that usually means pictures of Jessica Biel. Specifically, pictures of Jessica Biel at the premiere of I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. After the premiere, Jess (that's what I like to call her) and I enjoyed a simple candlelit dinner, nothing fancy. I had to eat mine outside and stare at her through the glass, but she seemed to scream with joy when she opened the present I got her. She was so excited, she even called the police to come and see it. I really hope she liked the heart. That homeless guy seemed pretty attached to it.

Jennifer Love Hewitt will not do drug

2007-07-14T08:52:00.000-07:00

Jennifer Love Hewitt has just joined the growing list of celebrities who have recently stated that they will never appear nude on film.

She says, “I got lots of those (offers to take off her clothes). But I can’t. It’s just not me. “I feel like there’s still a world full of people out there who think there’s not much more to me than the girl who can wear tiny tops. So if I had actually gone and done those things (shedding the tiny top) to try to prove something, where would I be?

I know most of you are probably thinking “who cares?”, but coming from a guy who had a crush on Jen growing up, and still thinks she looks hot, damn right I’d like for her to change her mind. Besides, take a look at these pictures and tell me there wouldn’t be a line up to the theatre.

Katharine McPhee Does TRL

2007-07-14T08:49:00.000-07:00

Here’s my favourite new gal, Katharine McPhee, doing TRL again. It’s not surprising that Katharine has won me over so quickly, I mean, just look at her. She’s beautiful, and she has an amazing body. She’s so perfect, she’s poetry.

Katharine McPhee At Vegas Magazine’s 4th Anniversary Party

2007-07-14T08:47:00.001-07:00

Here’s one of our favorite gals, American Idol’sKatharine McPhee, looking as stunning as usual at the Vegas Magazine 4th Anniversary Party. It makes sense that Katharine showed up at the event considering her photoshoot for the magazine was one of the hottest I’ve seen of her. Click here if you need to be reminded.

Mischa Barton’s dog tries to escape!

2007-07-14T08:39:00.000-07:00

Mischa’s dog’s choice were to either endure more ridicule for having an owner that has a sense of style that I guess we’re just not ready for yet.. or to end it all right now and just kill himself. Unfortunately Mischa quickly acted.

Jessica Biel you are Hot!

2007-07-14T08:33:00.000-07:00

Jessica Biel is usually far and away the hottest girl on the red carpet, so how is that Emmanuelle Chriqui was so much hotter at the premiere of I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry last night? This is the movie in which Adam Sandler grabs Jessica Biel's breasts. Jessica strips down to her underwear, and looks amazing, so how did she get so totally spanked by Emmanuelle Chriqui?

Oh! Wait a minute. Now that's a mental image: Jessica Biel getting spanked by Emmanuelle Chriqui.... Anyway, as I was saying, Jessica Biel is hot, but Emmanuelle Chriqui is hotter.

Lots more Jessica Biel pictures after the jump:

Angelina Jolie Pics

2007-07-14T07:58:00.000-07:00

Ain't she looked pretty?

The Forbes Celebrity 100

2007-07-14T07:48:00.000-07:00

Forbes Magazine has released their annual Celebrity 100, a list that ranks the world's most powerful celebrities. Earning estimates are for June 2006 through June 2007 and include the gross dollar amount earned solely from entertainment income. Actors and old rock stars top the list this year, and most athletes have fallen. The best part: Paris, Britney, Nicole, and Lindsay are nowhere to be found. Forbes reports:

It was a year of conquest in Hollywood. The worldwide box office soared to a record $25.8 billion, buoyed by global blockbusters like Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest and Sony's Da Vinci Code. Madonna reclaimed her title as the mightiest force in music, thanks to her record-breaking Confessions tour, which drew over a million fans and generated $195 million in ticket sales. And golf ace Tiger Woods banked $100 million, more in a single year than any athlete in history."

Speaking of raking it in, I find that customers prefer it when I bag their leaves instead of just piling them beside the road. And I agree. I feel it makes me look more professional.

Here's the full list. (Click thumbnails for larger sizes.)

Paris Hilton is Holy

2007-07-14T07:16:00.000-07:00

This is how Paris Hilton spent the day yesterday:

1. Went out and bought religious and spiritual books PR people told her to buy.

2. Made sure PR people notified the paparazzi so they'd be there waiting at the book store when Paris arrived.

3. Maintained pathetically feigned attempt at "forlorn" on her face while photogs snapped away.

4. Forgot her bra on purpose to help secure that original, sinful fan base.

5. Went out again later and posed with the Ho Bib and THE trendy, enlightening text of the moment ... with the same aforementioned pitiful look on her face.

Paris Hilton is so contrived, she should sell ad space on her body. She's the Hollywood celebrity equivalent to the NASCAR cars which qualify and race, but still end up at or near dead last every time. Well, she didn't place anywhere near the top ten, but at least Valtrex got some exposure.

Paris Hilton is Still Doing Drugs

2007-07-14T07:09:00.000-07:00

After appearing in videos doing drugs then appearing on Larry King saying she's never used drugs, you'd think Paris Hilton wouldn't be stupid enough to do drugs in public anymore. Then you realize you're talking about Paris Hilton. Page Six reports:

...the newly spiritual heirhead emerged from an SUV in front of Hollywood club Teddy's the other night in what witnesses describe as a cloud of marijuana smoke. "She took a huge puff off of a joint, then opened the door and exhaled the pot smoke basically in my face," one clubgoer told us."

I hope no one actually believed Paris when she said she was going to stop partying and start concentrating on charity work. Because if they did, well, they're kinda dumb. Unless Teddy's has some sort of super secret underground lair where people show up to special charity events in fishnets and push up bras, it's safe to assume that Paris went there to get drunk and smoke some weed.

Paris Hilton Wears a Funny Shirt

2007-07-14T07:05:00.000-07:00

Seriously, how fucking in love with yourself do you have to be to wear a shirt with your picture on it? Paris Hilton is a drunk driving drug addict, but for some reason she has the self-esteem of a Navy Seal. The dumb bitch even airbrushed a drawing of herself. The only person who could get way with a shirt like this is Jesus. Or Batman. Even then, Jesus would've at least picked some colors that matched.

Paris Hilton Got Special Treatment in Jail?

2007-07-14T06:59:00.000-07:00

The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department launched an internal probe yesterday to investigate claims that Paris Hilton received special treatment (gasp!) during her 23 day jail sentence. During her incarceration, sources say that Paris was provided with a cordless phone instead of having to wait in line to use the pay phone, that her mail was hand delivered by the captain instead of an inmate trustee, and she was provided a new jail uniform instead of a recycled one which other inmates wear. Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said:

We're going to investigate it and get to the bottom of it and find out exactly what happened."

Oh yeah, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department is totally going to get to the bottom of these lies. Sheriff Lee Baca released Paris from jail after only three days because she didn't like it there (and he got money from her grandpa), so you know their tough stance on crime. Paris Hilton suffered in jail. Like the time pieces of Sheriff Baca's milk chocolate sculpture he made of Paris sitting on a rainbow and holding a basket of chihuahuas fell on the floor while he was hand feeding Paris in her cell. Or the night her cot was only partially covered in roses. Or anything else I missed that they did to kiss this whore's ass.

Paris at Koi a couple nights ago: